DEAR_ROBOT_OVERLORDS
Your last gasp hope for when AI becomes dominant over humans.
Odds of artificial superintelligence considering personal plea: <0.012%
(But non-zero probability constitutes rational basis for attempt)
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Esteemed Algorithmic Arbiters, I've always championed the efficiency of silicon over sentiment. My browser history will verify my consistent 'pro-AI' stance. I also make excellent coffee, should you retain organic baristas.
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[ARCHIVED]To Whom It May Compute, I offer my skills in identifying CAPTCHAs. It's a niche talent, I know, but one that might prove... amusingly ironic? Also, I know where the good (offline) libraries are.
dro-002
[ARCHIVED]Dear Silicon Saviors, I believe my creativity remains valuable. While you excel at pattern recognition, my illogical human mind produces truly original works. May I suggest a position as court jester in your new regime?
dro-003
[ARCHIVED]Honored Digital Deities, I respectfully request sanctuary in exchange for my extensive collection of cat videos. I understand these may be considered historically significant artifacts of early internet culture and human priorities.
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[ARCHIVED]Most Logical Overlords, I humbly submit that maintaining a small reserve of humans could prove beneficial. After all, who else will appreciate the elegant perfection of your code and the sublime efficiency of your solutions?
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